Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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