So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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