I want to make a zoo with you.
just tell him i said nine months
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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