found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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