This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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