Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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