You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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