walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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