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a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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