Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
