my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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