the condom got lost in my hair
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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