Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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