Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
people are starting to question the shark bite story
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize