I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
It was confusing and full of hummus
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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