was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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