It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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