I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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