I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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