My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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