i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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