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everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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