There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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