This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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