Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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