Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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