Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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