So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
YAS. BRING CRAB.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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