Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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