i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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