It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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