just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet he comes in French.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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