the new term for farting is butt boxing.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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