If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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