if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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