yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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