hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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