I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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