If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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