I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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