I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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