I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
