I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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