Whod you bang
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
