just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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