dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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