Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
