She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
last night I used snow as a chaser
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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