Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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