You just made me feel so damn special
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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