My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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