why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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