Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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